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  <title>rants and raves of the future undead</title>
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  <updated>2006-07-01T15:17:55Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:68895</id>
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    <title>It's something that everyone should do.  Seriously.  Heal the world, etc.</title>
    <published>2006-07-01T15:17:55Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-01T15:17:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">hello friends,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where will you be August 4-6?  I will be walking....20 miles each day.  I'm doing the Susan G. Komen walk for breast cancer.  &lt;br /&gt;I've promised to raise $2,200.  I already have $1,614!&lt;br /&gt;Not to be too self-rightous, but I am pretty proud of myself.&lt;br /&gt;I'm almost there...but to meet my goal I need your help.  &lt;br /&gt;I know that none of us have a ton of money.  We're in college or recently out of college, trying to make ends meet.  I know how hard it is. &lt;br /&gt;But this is for a really good cause.  Anything you can give is a great help to the women and men it goes to help save.  $5,$10,$20... do what you can.&lt;br /&gt;Make a difference.  Help me meet my goal, and help put an end to this disease. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thank you.&lt;br /&gt;Rachel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is where you need to go:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.the3day.org/Boston06/rachelpaiste"&gt;http://www.the3day.org/Boston06/rachelpaiste&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:68685</id>
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    <title>f to the hizzouse</title>
    <published>2006-06-29T19:33:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-29T19:33:08Z</updated>
    <content type="html">ooohhh its the one where michelle falls off of her horse and gets knocked out and she has to go to the hospital and htey dont know if she'll ever know her name any more&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then she remembers good ole danny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;got a part time job today...its a start.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:68418</id>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2006-05-30T10:49:00</title>
    <published>2006-05-30T14:44:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-30T14:44:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">tribewanted.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i want to do it.&lt;br /&gt;SO BAD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i have talked about this with many people, but someone actually did it?&lt;br /&gt;Amazing.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:68270</id>
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    <title>life is strange when yuo have nothing to do</title>
    <published>2006-05-11T18:15:51Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-11T18:15:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">today was really good. but now im bored&lt;br /&gt;woke up&lt;br /&gt;matt and i had eggs&lt;br /&gt;i had avocado on toast, he had just toast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;went to dtx, found pretty dress for grad party at filenes basement.&lt;br /&gt;bought new skinny girl pants and sweatshirt at filenes ---sad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;went to tailor to get zipper fixed. &lt;br /&gt;came home, hung out with haley, made lunch.&lt;br /&gt;my mouth is still on fire.&lt;br /&gt;but its really good - my new im not an indian recipe for indian food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tonight steve and i are hanging out, then going to the boat cruise.&lt;br /&gt;wee!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im excited, but i want a job.  i don tknow.  maybe im not ready to be an adult.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:67843</id>
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    <title>woot.</title>
    <published>2006-05-10T17:18:26Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-10T17:18:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, my new phone came today.&lt;br /&gt;I need you to do me a favor:&lt;br /&gt;respond with your number, so that I can re-add you, so that we can maintain close and loving friendships.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tina and i went to the paramount for breakfast...we ate until we wanted to explode.  omlette, sausage, hash browns, malt waffle, berries, juice....yummm....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's all for right now.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:67738</id>
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    <title>the ironies of this...senior week.</title>
    <published>2006-05-08T21:49:48Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-08T21:49:48Z</updated>
    <lj:music>gilmore girls</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Wow.&lt;br /&gt;It's ironic that in this one time that I am supposed to remember and embrace every moment and person I've enjoyed over the past 4 years...&lt;br /&gt;my phone breaks.&lt;br /&gt;So I can't even contact them.&lt;br /&gt;Damn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is strange..this done with college feeling.&lt;br /&gt;I don't know if I want to deal with or think about the fact that I ahve to try on my cap and gown and walk across the aisle having no plan or no ideas about my future.  It's what I've dreaded...here it is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eek&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i took a most refreshing nap today, though, in the middle of the afternoon.  It was...nice.</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:67534</id>
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    <title>wow.  I missed you, Live journal</title>
    <published>2006-03-26T23:20:16Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-26T23:20:16Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so i have decided to begin writing in this again.&lt;br /&gt;blogs are fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i went to dc with becca this weekend, fun stuff.  We had tappas last night and rosé sangria which i had never had before but is totally delightful.  Its all the rum/vodka queer stuff in normal sangria, but instead of red wine it's rosé champagne and instead of apples it's strawberries.&lt;br /&gt;man that rules.  plus i got eggplant flan, which tasted much better than the cat food it looked like.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am listening to Ashlee Simpson right now.  I think, just maybe, cheesy pop is the best type of music...becuase whatever mood you are in and hwatever you think you want to listen to you can always rock out to "Autobiograpy."&lt;br /&gt;Working on my aircheck, as it comes closer to together I get less and less nervous about my future existence.  Problem is, I still don't know where I want to go or what I want to do. But there is both space and time for that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back to Ashlee, rachel radio, and Henry homework.  &lt;br /&gt;More tomorrow!&lt;br /&gt;[The beast is back]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My week:&lt;br /&gt;tonight:  Ice cream with matt&lt;br /&gt;Monday: work, class.  homework for jane.&lt;br /&gt;Tuesday:  class, work, trivia night.&lt;br /&gt;Wednesday:  work, class, dessert with Liz?&lt;br /&gt;Thursday:  class, work, class.&lt;br /&gt;Friday:  fly to grandma's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I skipped a meeting with counseling my teacher set up for me.  She thinks I'm nuts.  I just may be, but I don't need someone to tell me that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YOU MAKE ME WANNA LA LA!!!!</content>
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    <title>lilia?  ARe you commmmiiinnnggg?</title>
    <published>2006-03-14T22:51:38Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-14T22:51:38Z</updated>
    <content type="html">MAybe!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;life if lovely.  snow is predicted on the horizons.  I am .....overjoyed.&lt;br /&gt;I love sun.&lt;br /&gt;weds: lunch with lex.&lt;br /&gt;this weekend: go home play with Linda.&lt;br /&gt;next weekend:  DC&lt;br /&gt;that week:  ¿Lilia?&lt;br /&gt;weekend following:  Philly/NYC.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then....GET A FUCKING JOB.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ok.&lt;br /&gt;byyyeeee!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:66908</id>
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    <title>sorry this sucks.</title>
    <published>2006-01-30T21:52:58Z</published>
    <updated>2006-01-30T21:52:58Z</updated>
    <lj:music>looks like rain - gd 6.28.76</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Today has been the best [and most financially rewarding] day ever.  I had a great weekend.  Great class today.  Awesome lunch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;time to blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i &amp;lt;3 good customer service representatives.  &lt;br /&gt;I &amp;lt;3 moosehead lager.&lt;br /&gt;I &amp;lt;3 my mom for allowing me on her family plan.&lt;br /&gt;I &amp;lt;3 my potter class.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i am tired.  i miss everyone!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:66693</id>
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    <title>wow..this shit is CRAZY!</title>
    <published>2005-12-13T16:57:53Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-13T16:57:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">how surreal, that three days from now this place i've called home for so long will no longer be that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I still remember the day I pulled up, bright and early, and carried all my shit up the stupid three flights of stairs into my new home. &lt;br /&gt;So many hopes and aspirations.   Pipe dreams?  Who knows.&lt;br /&gt;Either way, I've done some fun stuff and am a little sad to see this hellish dirty town go.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KING KONG TONIGHT!!!!&lt;br /&gt;yay.</content>
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    <title>$100?!?!?!?</title>
    <published>2005-12-09T22:01:29Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-09T22:01:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I love Dawn Girocco&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...best last day at internship EVER...</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:allfalls_apart:66106</id>
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    <title>fuck me.</title>
    <published>2005-12-08T00:36:45Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-08T00:36:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so..its back.&lt;br /&gt;the statement that's been haunting me since my youth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;walking down hall:  look like soccer player's sad attempt at dress-up.  green long sleeved t, brown skirt, brown asics.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;sopmis:  "such broad shoulders!  you swimmer?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;no sompis, never have been.  guess always looked like one?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT MY SHOULDERS ARE SO BROAD!!! DAMN IT!</content>
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    <title>wee!  ponies!!</title>
    <published>2005-12-07T18:09:01Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-07T18:09:01Z</updated>
    <content type="html">so maybe i'm jewish.  and santa doesn't love me.  but i've always wanted a pony!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="500" style="border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif"&gt;&lt;font size="6"&gt;Dear Santa...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dear Santa,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This year I've been busy!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In April I pulled &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_____pineapple' lj:user='____pineapple' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://users.livejournal.com/____pineapple/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://users.livejournal.com/____pineapple/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;____pineapple&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;'s hair &lt;font size="-3" color="gray"&gt;(-5 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In September I pulled over and changed &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_pos_allouicious' lj:user='pos_allouicious' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://pos-allouicious.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://pos-allouicious.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;pos_allouicious&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;'s flat tire &lt;font size="-3" color="gray"&gt;(15 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  Last Friday I gave &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_____coconut' lj:user='____coconut' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://users.livejournal.com/____coconut/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://users.livejournal.com/____coconut/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;____coconut&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; a life-saving blood transfusion &lt;font size="-3" color="gray"&gt;(50 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In August I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator &lt;font size="-3" color="gray"&gt;(700 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator &lt;font size="-3" color="gray"&gt;(-700 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Overall, I've been &lt;b&gt;nice&lt;/b&gt; &lt;font size="-3" color="gray"&gt;(60 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  For Christmas I deserve &lt;b&gt;a pony&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br&gt;allfalls_apart&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;form action="http://triggur.org/dearsanta/"&gt;Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:&lt;input type="text" name="uname" size="20"&gt;&lt;input type="submit" value="Write Santa!"&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i wish santa would send me moving guys so that i didn't have to carry a sofa up three flights of stairs...:(</content>
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    <title>hoorrayyy for wahoos!</title>
    <published>2005-12-07T17:55:30Z</published>
    <updated>2005-12-07T17:55:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Best start to work ever:  as usual, drag body out of car.  Angrily/unhappily drag feet to elevator.  left.  "morning, Isabelle" go through door.  Sit down.  Pull out crocheting.  Do something stupid for Jason [today, re-do contract with Santa Monica Mitsubishi.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gets better:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stacey - "there are wahoo fish tacos in the green room"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me:  fuck yea!  go to green room.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;rapidly consume breakfast of fish tacos, frijoles negroes y arroz con salsa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;feel better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i am almost done working here, mentaly ready to go home, and suddenly really liking la. &lt;br /&gt;isnt that how it goes though, just when you're closing that chapter, it suddenly looks more attractive.&lt;br /&gt;whatever.  I want snow.</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-10-17T21:48:00</title>
    <published>2005-10-18T04:50:05Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-18T04:50:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">things are pretty ok in my world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;indie had an event at virgin tonight, but it got rained out.&lt;br /&gt;i swear, that station is so disorganized, if I could only take over for a week and fix shit up...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ratings came out today...we didn't do so well.  Tomorrow will eb a somber one indeed....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm tired.&lt;br /&gt;I want to go home.  I am in dire need of old friends, chilled beer, and hugs.</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-10-11T14:13:00</title>
    <published>2005-10-11T21:13:50Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-11T21:13:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear Bryan,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am so excited about living down the street from you!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are going to skip and run and jump but mostly go to whole foods togehter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WE ARE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love,&lt;br /&gt;Rachel</content>
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    <title>best/funniest article EVER!!!</title>
    <published>2005-10-05T18:54:41Z</published>
    <updated>2005-10-05T18:54:41Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Harvard's chump change&lt;br /&gt;By Mike Conway  |  October 5, 2005&lt;br /&gt;SO THE Harvard endowment grew 19 percent and is now up to $25.9 billion. Oh, what the heck, let's just say $26 billion. After all, what's a measly $100 million?&lt;br /&gt;Actually, $26 billion is a lot of money -- no, it's an obscene amount of money. Seriously, how do you make $26 billion without cheating someone along the way?&lt;br /&gt;For the sake of full disclosure, I am an ex-employee of Harvard Business School, but I assure you there are no hard feelings, even though they did make me pay to park in their huge employee parking lot. But that was back when they only had a shaky $19 billion, not like today.&lt;br /&gt;And today is about spending. I thought I would help by offering my top 10 suggestions for using all that money:&lt;br /&gt;10. Reimburse taxpayers for the Big Dig.&lt;br /&gt;9. Buy Belgium.&lt;br /&gt;8. Purchase a single family home in Greater Boston.&lt;br /&gt;7. Give every one of the 37 million Americans living in poverty a check for $702.70 -- and nonprofit status (just like fair Harvard).&lt;br /&gt;6. End the ''temporary" tolls on the Mass Pike.&lt;br /&gt;5. Buy and immediately dissolve the Yankees.&lt;br /&gt;4. Post a $1 billion reward for Whitey Bulger; bet he'd turn up in less than a week.&lt;br /&gt;3. Segways for everyone!&lt;br /&gt;2. Free universal healthcare for all Massachusetts residents.&lt;br /&gt;1. Reimburse me for the 2,300 bucks I spent over the years to park in the employee parking lot at the Harvard Business School.&lt;br /&gt;Seriously, my family needs the money.&lt;br /&gt;Mike Conway is a former administrative assistant at the Harvard Business School.</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-09-30T00:37:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-30T07:38:13Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-30T07:38:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">mike doughty tonight was THE SHIT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;he even played hungry like the wolf.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;awesome.</content>
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    <title>...so soon!...</title>
    <published>2005-09-30T01:42:57Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-30T01:42:57Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pobronson.com/images/Poop%2520on%2520the%2520Potty.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.pobronson.com/big_potty.htm&amp;h=864&amp;w=1152&amp;sz=43&amp;tbnid=8wrlIKSD5UcJ:&amp;tbnh=112&amp;tbnw=150&amp;hl=en&amp;start=5&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpoop%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DG"&gt;http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.pobronson.com/images/Poop%2520on%2520the%2520Potty.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://www.pobronson.com/big_potty.htm&amp;h=864&amp;w=1152&amp;sz=43&amp;tbnid=8wrlIKSD5UcJ:&amp;tbnh=112&amp;tbnw=150&amp;hl=en&amp;start=5&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpoop%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26sa%3DG&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;work was terrible today.  i am mad at myself.&lt;br /&gt;mike doughty/erin mckewon tonight with leee tyler and danny exum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im excited.&lt;br /&gt;:)</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-09-24T15:44:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-24T22:46:54Z</published>
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    <content type="html">this story is mostly for adam mann, but really it's for everyone.&lt;br /&gt;Matisyahu is a hasidic reggae guy.  He was supposed to come to Indie yesterday, but he was sick.  So Liz and Stacey and Chuck were stiting there talking about matisyahu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;liz:  well, benjamin netanyahu had yahu in his name, may be that means something.&lt;br /&gt;chuck:  yeah, i guess.  but it could just be a coincidence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;me, from two cubicles over:  MATISYAHU IS A NAME.  IT MEANS MATTHEW!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wow.  rediculous.&lt;br /&gt;but really, my job is the shit.  I did loads and loads of stuff.  Monday I'm making 80 cold calls, I'm really excited.  I hope that i make that station loads of fing money.</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-09-23T07:51:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-23T14:52:26Z</published>
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    <lj:music>i have sophie b. hawkins stuck in my head...why?</lj:music>
    <content type="html">INDIE 103 HERE I COME.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;paul oneill emailed me the other day.&lt;br /&gt;it was awesome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm tired.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;carpooling to work every day with lee tyler?  REdiculous.</content>
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    <title>pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.</title>
    <published>2005-09-18T07:53:39Z</published>
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    <content type="html">mmmmmmm my night was....ska-alicious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;debaneirs/ocean 11/the allentons and RICO RODRIGUEZ&amp;gt;  it was the shit.  so much skanking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think i really like my life right now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;wee!</content>
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    <title>wee!</title>
    <published>2005-09-17T20:21:58Z</published>
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    <lj:music>muse - be proud lilia</lj:music>
    <content type="html">wow.&lt;br /&gt;go see corpse bride.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;best movie ever.&lt;br /&gt;also go see thumbsucker&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;back in emerson mode - movies movies movies!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my apt is piiimp.&lt;br /&gt;id post pictures but im too dumb to figure that out.&lt;br /&gt;im kinda tired.  i think i want coffee.  but i dont wnat to make it.  or buy it.</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-09-01T17:33:00</title>
    <published>2005-09-02T00:35:18Z</published>
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    <lj:music>the looooovvveeemakerrrssss</lj:music>
    <content type="html">ooooohhh man the lovemakers are so so SO good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from their website:&lt;br /&gt;Their live show was recently described by a (possibly intoxicated) audience member in their native Oakland, California as "a pink Ferrari driving through a mountain of coke." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i went to class again today.  man, i wish they offered drugs and hte brain at emerson.  it's so interesting!&lt;br /&gt;prepping to leave :(  but LA will be good to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and then BOSTON!  yay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today was a good day,.&lt;br /&gt;ok i'm done.</content>
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    <title>allfalls_apart @ 2005-08-16T20:55:00</title>
    <published>2005-08-17T03:56:33Z</published>
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    <content type="html">best linda paiste quote yet:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha everyone thinks that lingerie barbie is like the most fucked up thing ever&lt;br /&gt;but whatever, she's hot&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...my baby sister is going to college!!! :(&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;br /&gt;im excited &lt;br /&gt;and nervous for her, a little.</content>
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